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Joke of the Day

"I spent a long time hitting on a lesbian girl... ...until she said: ""Okay, I'm gonna be straight with you."""

"Where is the only place engineers are considered artistic? Brooklyn"

"Still waiting for mine to mature into adultneys."

"Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry was *rear ended* this morning. Now I understand why he Walks This Way."

"What's the difference between an elephant and a police car? On the elephant, the trunk is in the front and the asshole is in the rear. Cop here, so everyone laugh it up!"

"I made a new app for Muslim wrestlers. iSlam"

"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."

"I used to cry when my dad chopped onions. I miss Onions, he was a good dog."

"A survey recently revealed that 50% of people shit in the shower, do you know what the other 50% do? I didn't think so you filthy twat!"

"I'm fine with bestiality as long as it's consensual. Neigh means neigh"