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Joke of the Day

"Hey person who wrote ""WASH ME"" on my car, I know it wasn't my car that wrote that. My car doesn't speak English. I'm onto you."

"What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison."

"There's a special place in he'll for autocorrect"

"what did they call the hooker who only slept with vegetarians? a herbiwhore"

"If you had to decide between being fat and rich or poor and skinny, what bridge would you sleep under?"

"Just had to re-watch the Rousey v Nunes fight... Because it finished before I did"

"I had a passionate affair with a girl from the circus It was in tents."

"What is the most painful way to be measured In megahertz"

"For some mysterious reason, whenever I use a keyboard I always press the wrong keys. I just can't put finger on it."

"What do you call a promiscuous fat woman? A sperm whale. --- \**awaits SRS downvote brigade**"