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Joke of the Day

"*gets in the bus* *Brings out earphones* *untangles* *arrives*"

"The Calbuco volcano is very hot right now... But everything around it is Chile."

"Why do vegetarians give good head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"

"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."

"did you hear about the flying German pancakes in WW2? they were in the luftwaffle!"

"Jokes on you! For clicking to see what was written here !!!!!!"

"Have any of you heard about the magician who was driving home? He turned into a driveway."

"If I were Luke Skywalker it would have taken me about six minutes to turn R2-D2 into a bong."

"Whats the problem with tainted money? It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win? :D)"

"I have a lot of jokes about the unemployed... ...but none of them work."