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Joke of the Day
"What is ET short for? Because he has short legs"
Next Joke
"I'm reading a book about Zeno's Paradox. I'm not quite halfway through it."
"I learnt that Mel Gibson was born in Australia Well I guess you could say he was from... -puts on glasses- MELBOURNE"
"Putting clothes on an animal is like putting on an overcoat over your overcoat."
"All men are idiots...and I married their king."
"What's Robin Hood's favourite font? Sans Sheriff!"
"I finally got around to watching Dr Strange It was about time"
"So my girl cheated on me and I said ""wanna hear an anti-joke?""... I love you"
"Me: Santa, why are women so scary? Santa: dude come on, I make $8.50 an hour, get off me."
"ME: genie, i wish i was dead GENIE: [makes me dead then brings me back to life] ok u have two wishes left ME: i dont think u understood"