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Joke of the Day

"Heard about the Polish Coyote? Chewed three legs off.. and still had one in the trap."

"HEY YOU GUYS! Last chance to date me before I call it a day and start wearing socks under sandals."

"I pledged to pick up 10 pieces of trash on Tuesday. So, I'm going to Walmart to see if anyone needs a ride. *adds humanitarian to resume"

"A cop just pulled me over -- asking if I knew my tail light was out? I said, 'Uh uh. I drive on the inside of my car'"

"Unfortunately..... Nobody wants to have sex with your inner beauty."

"How do you conufuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her."

"My relationship Looks like vasectomy made a vas deferens to my relationship..."

"Found out one of my best friend is a prostitute... Now I see her in a completely different light"

"What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? You can get your dog to come."

"nickel back joke If I had the world's most expensive nickel, then someone of class would actually want their nickel back."