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Joke of the Day
"Why did the storm trooper get an iPhone? He couldn't find the Droid he was looking for"
Next Joke
"Calling in sick to work... Me: Im not gonna be able to make it to work today bossman I'm sick Boss: You don't sound sick...? Me: Well, I'm fucking my sister, IS THAT SICK ENOUGH FOR YOU"
"Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent."
"I'm such a disaster that 9/11 and The Titanic would go out on a date together and watch a movie about me."
"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."
"Somebody called me 'pretentious' the other day.nnI nearly choked on my decaf double choc mocha latte."
"What do you call a cat with 3 legs? A handicat"
"Why is Santa Claus always so happy? He knows where all the bad girls live"
"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."
"John was going through a rough time, he lost his job and couldn't pay rent. Everything was hopeless when suddenly, he remembered... mitochondria is the power house of the cell."