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"Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many."
"Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her."
"Little Drummer Boy: I have no gift to bring, pa rum pum pum pum. Mary: What about that rad drum? Little Drummer Boy: No Mary: Get out"
"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"
"[interview] What is your greatest strength? ""Throwing my voice"" You're hired! ""Ok great, thanks"" Wait I didn't say- oh wow you're good"
"I tied a rope and swallowed it I shit you knot!"
"Damn girl, you're like the first slice in a loaf of bread Everyone touches you but nobody wants you."
"What do a chick and KFC have in common? Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in."
"I heard there's a new Bread simulator game on Steam.. It's a great game if you're just loafing around."