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Joke of the Day

"Spell Xenophobia H-A-N-S-O-N"

"What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit? A tortoise."

"Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed."

"I'd like to... I'd like to buy a new boomerang please. Also can you tell me how to throw the old one away?"

"Why is it impossible to run through a campground? You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"April Showers Bring May Flowers. What do May Flowers Bring? Pilgrims."

"BREAKING NEWS: Man gets out of offending people by saying ""present company excluded of course"" after highly offensive statement"

"What side of the chicken has the most feathers? The Outside!"

"What has no eyes and four legs? No idea."

"What's the difference between my 83-year old grandfather and /r/Jokes? My grandfather doesn't have Alzheimers"