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Joke of the Day
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
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"What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out."
"I've been shoveling manure all day So don't give me any bullshit."
"How can you tell when an accountant is extroverted? He looks at your shoes while he's talking to you instead of his own."
"Loses house keys. Builds new house."
"Have you heard about the music stores percussion sale? Their prices can't be beat Have you heard about their guitar sale? The prices are solo"
"What idiot called it a tree trimmer instead of a branch manager?"
"[first date] ""So, I heard you work at the circus."" [shallows bread stick whole] Nope. ""You sure about that?"" [chewing on glass] Yup"
"What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle"
"What is the temperature of a ton-ton? Luke warm"