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Joke of the Day
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
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"Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins !"
"I don't get why there's so many signs around saying ""Free Wi-Fi."" I mean, I've never seen, or for that matter heard of, any Wi-Fi in captivity!"
"I fucked myself last night. I wanted to get first-hand experience."
"My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin."
"I order so much Chinese food the delivery guy must think I'm a middle aged divorced homicide detective in an 80s movie."
"What's Donald Trumps's favorite Christmas carol? White Christmas"
"What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student? You da bomb."
"Do you know what an Australian kiss is? It's a French kiss, ......down under!"
"TIL in 1946, a German missile accidentally hit one of their own U-boats, sinking it. Oops. Wrong sub."