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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say? When he lost his penis."
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"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"
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"Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck"
"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"
"Do you want to hear a trick to get a head in life? Murder"
"I like to have a glass of water around to make sure there aren't any dinosaurs approaching."
"Who decided to call it a proctologist and not an analyst?"
"You can't say happiness without saying penis. Coincidence ? I think NOT..."
"Heard on Haight St. the other day: Why didnt the lifeguard save the drowning hippie? Cause he was just too far out, man. Edit: I work on Haight St. This was in exchange for one cigarette."