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Joke of the Day
"I'm selling my parachute. Mint condition. Never opened, only used once"
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"Top billiard player retires There are no queues."
"Damn girl, are you damn girl? Because damn girl"
"The oral sex with my imaginary girlfriend is mind-blowing."
"A wolf goes costume shopping... He found a lamb costume on the clearance rack. But it still wasn't sheep enough for him."
"It's so cool how avocados take forever to get ripe then they're ripe for about 15 minutes then they're rotten then I kill all these hostages"
"Here, take my hand. Now slap yourself with it."
"I was rescued after being exposed to the elements... I couldn't feel my fingers or toes, so I got the doctor to tell it to me straight. His reply: ""Once they go black, they never grow back."""
"What is H.P. Lovecraft's cook book called? The Necronomnomnomicon."
"Damn girl, are you a maple tree? Cause I would tap that, and you have an impressive root structure which is where this metaphor falls apart."