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Joke of the Day

"I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin."

"Dog's Facebook status: Tried to save the master from the vacuum cleaner today... He just yelled at me."

"I give it two weeks before Jay Leno starts tweeting from the new @ConanOBrienTwitter account."

"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."

"My wife came home one day... ... to find me doing her sister up the arse. ""How could you do this to me?"" she cried. I responded, ""Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."""

"What's for dinner Dad? *Wookie steak.* Is it any good? *A little Chewy*"

"What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."

"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"

"How many men does it take to moderate /r/MensRights ? None. There are no *men* there."

"A neutrino walks through a bar."