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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to all the married couples who are filled with passion. Those 2 couples should hang out together some time."

"Why doesn't Moses buy beer? He brews it."

"The worst thing about being bjtten by a spider is that you're probably australian"

"I guess the Tupperware lids in my house just graduate and go off to college or something."

"I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality."

"A Spanish family surprised me by treating me to dinner. x-post /r/unexpectedcena"

"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"

"I'm reading a book about anti-gravity I just can't put it down"

"I have invented a new game. You lock yourself and 9 other friends in a house that has 2 bathrooms. You all then take a load of laxative and fight over the toilets. I call it 'Game Of Thrones'"

"What do women and pine trees have in common? Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy."