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Joke of the Day

"Chinese married a Chinese woman born baby blue eyes and blond hair, he called some thing wrong HAHAHAHA"

"(not sure if repost) What do you call a black man that drives an airplane? A fucking pilot you racist!"

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A Brunette with bad breath."

"When I'm on phone with tech support or costumer service, I say the whitest shit. ""Sure thing"" - ""You bet"" - ""Correct"" - ""Tell me about it"""

"What goes cackle cackle boom? A witch in a minefield."

"Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder"

"You're pretty like a pearl... ...Pearl Harbor; all shot up."

"For some reason I keep making bread puns Dough I knead to stop"

"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."

"Error: We only accept Word files (.doc or .docx) It is 2014 and we just plain dont know how to open a pdf. it is too hard"