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Joke of the Day
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."
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"What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common? They both get clubbed by Norwegians..."
"In bed with my Japanese girlfriend when I happened to remark that her twat was getting a bit saggy .......... She lost it and said "" Fack you maddafacka, why you always clittysizing me""!!!"
"Sorry I called the police when I saw you running, I didn't know you did that for fun."
"Why did the boy die? Because he ate honey nectar and then went to the store and tried to buy some mustard and got eaten by a Stegosaurus"
"What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets."
"Why did the guy gay go to prison? For HOMO-cide."
"Cannibals like to eat... vegetables"
"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To get to the bottom! (This was my favourite joke when I was 8) :)"
"Why didn't they let Voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just Slytherin the grass."