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Joke of the Day

"1 in every 5 dolphins is a method actor."

"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"

"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."

"A big upside to marriage is never having to take time to google shit, your spouse already knows everything."

"Do you, Charles Manson, take this woman who is clearly more insane than you to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"I'm a little surprised team USA can't find a goalie fat enough to block the entire net."

"I went out to the shop earlier to buy a book called ""101 ways to improve your confidence"". I couldn't buy it though, the cashier would have laughed at me......"

"I recently purchased a teddy bear for 10 And named it Mohammed, then sold it for 20. My question is.....have I made a Prophet?"

"Why do all black people go to heaven? The Son is attracted to black"

"I heard that people from Taiwan are impatient and agressive... I guess they have a Taipei personality."