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Joke of the Day
"I asked an Australian to greet me... He kept beating around the bush saying ""I might""."
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"The first time God made the universe, he skipped leg day. All men were weeping creatures, who ended in bloody torsos and begged for death."
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a jar of Nutella."
"People find one band-aid and suddenly no one wants anymore of my homemade salsa."
"Judas: How long are your arms? Jesus: Why? Judas: Like in a cross, how long Jesus: A what? Judas:Across. How long across."
"If you wore corduroy to a job interview, what kind of an impression would you leave? I feel like this is a great setup, but I can't think of a punchline. Any help, reddit?"
"Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him!"