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Joke of the Day
"Q: What's the best pickup line to use in a gay bar? A: May I push in your stool?"
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"Why is the number 8 the only number that goes to heaven? When it dies it becomes immortal. ∞"
"i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes."
"Ok gas pump, enough! Credit or debit? Zip code? Reward Card? Car Wash? Receipt? What octane? It takes less buttons to launch a nuke!"
"Twitter is over Capacity! Well, so's my liver but you don't see me slowing down because of it."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bride ! Bride who ? Bride and Prejudice !"
"What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control."
"Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means."
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination? HAAAAAANNNNNDDD EYEEEEE"
"TIL If coral get too stressed, they die. Their primary source of stress? Current events"