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Joke of the Day

"A big upside to marriage is never having to take time to google shit, your spouse already knows everything."

"what's the most gangsta cell phone you can buy? a 4G phone because it's for G's."

"What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus? ""Smells Like Teen Spirits"""

"If you spotted a white guy with headphones throwing gang signs on the subway today, that was just me listening to the soundtrack of Frozen"

"Why was there so much chaos at the sperm bank? Because it was first cum first serve."

"Wanna get rich? Buy my book, 'How to Get Stupid People on the Internet to Send You $39.95' for only $39.95."

"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."

"What does Ryan Seacrest say while having sex? ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"" ""Seacrest out!"" ""Seacrest in!"""

"I bought some ""no more tears"" shampoo but her hair still tore right out!"

"What's long and white? The line to Starbucks."