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Joke of the Day

"My friend immediately started crying when we found 3 pairs of shoes for $5. She cant stand good buys."

"What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman? El trapo."

"Sometimes I wonder if I need to spell it out to people.. But then I realised I typed it, so I already did spell it out."

"What do you call a wandering cave man? A meanderthal."

"What position would Obama be if he played football? The half-black"

"Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wife's can shorten it."

"What do cows read at the breakfast table? The moospaper!"

"Be the reason they create new laws."

"In this economy I sometimes have to make tough choices. Like between eating or buy that cover for my iPad."

"What did the holy shit say to the priest? I'm glad I got the hell out of there!"