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Joke of the Day
"""What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""
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"*donates my body to science* Science: no thank you"
"I think I'm a genius.... I just solved a rubiks cube so fast! It only took me 5 minutes and 25 seconds to peel off all the stickers."
"""What are you getting this Christmas?"" asked my friend. I said, ""Fatter."""
"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"
"*i before e except after c. Unless you're an 8yo heir planning a heist to seize a surveillance sleigh owned by a sheik at a reindeer farm."
"What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas? No pressure"
"What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke? You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?"
"What do you call a lion in the circus. A Carny-vore"
"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."