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Joke of the Day

"my dream job is to be the FBI guy who nicknames criminals. someone blew up a fish market? Tunabomber. easy."

"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."

"At which fast food restaurant is a hamburger happiest? Arthur Treacher's Fish and Chips!"

"Why did the perv go into Victoria's Secret? The panties were half off"

"a useful hat is also a handicap"

"What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another? Sorry, my fault."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon. Ones fun to smash with a mallet and the other ones a dead baby."

"Frieza may be cool... But his brother is Cooler!"

"Why shouldn't you make fun of Donald Trump? You'll hurt his feeling."

"Me when my friends are sad: 268 text messages of advice and tell them how perfect they are. Then when I'm sad: Oh, sorry ."