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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? A brick gets laid."

"679 Fetty Wap. 17/38 because that's his vision."

"Do you know what happens when gay marriage is legalized? BREAKING NEWS: California's drought is over. Water supply flourishing from the tears of the racist, homophobic, and conservative southerners"

"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."

"I realize that I'm obviously not learning from my mistakes....I still get up every morning and go to work."

"The TSA agent who runs the x-ray machine just told me ""Nice penis."" Thank you, Al Qaeda!"

"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""

"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."

"You hear about the guy who lost his eyelid in an accident? They used his foreskin for a skin graft. He turned out just fine, but he was a little cock eyed."

"Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him? Because he was pain in the neck!"