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Joke of the Day
"My Life Sucks... Because my wife doesn't."
Next Joke
"When a soldier goes sentimental, his favorite band will be Guns'N'Roses."
"Do you know that the Coast Guard requires that you be at least six feet tall? So that if your ship sinks, you can walk back to shore!"
"I know one more duck joke! Santa Clause to the snow man: give me the carrot or I am going to blow dry you! (Ok, this one doesn't work in english)"
"Life just handed me lemonade. Not sure what to do."
"Excuse me, do you really need glasses... or are they just for looks?"
"My science test was like Jesus and the Cross... I fucking nailed it. Ok, I'll go now."
"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""
"I donate all our garbage to Goodwill because who knows what those bums might have use for."
"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"