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Joke of the Day
"I donate all our garbage to Goodwill because who knows what those bums might have use for."
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"A guy named Lur tells his friend about a business idea... ""I have a brilliant idea! I am going to make and sell my own line of cars!"" To which his friend replied ""Christ, Lur!"""
"He's street smart. Sesame Street smart."
"Q: What's the difference between roast beef & pea soup? A: Anyone can roast beef."
"What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flags a big plus."
"What do you call an attractive black mom? Chocolate Milf"
"Genie: what is your first wish? Joe: I want to be rich Genie: Granted. And what is your second wish? Rich: I want lots of money"
"Password security questions be like: What's your middle name? Why are you single? What's wrong with your big toe?"
"What should you do when a bull charges you? Pay him"
"Lifes a bitch Grab it by the pussy"