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Joke of the Day

"How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb None. It's a hardware issue"

"Engineers will get it They should call it a ""Bachelor because of Science""."

"I always avoid talking about bungee jumps when meeting new people... I just find it creates a lot of tension."

"I hope Hilary gets elected. So taxpayers can save 23% on paying the presidential salary."

"How many beans are in Irish bean soup? Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty."

"Yo girl are you popcorn? Because I'm trying to butter you up."

"Did you hear the one about the deaf man? Neither did he."

"Was starting to get romantic with a woman last night As usual I began crying uncontrollably. After getting home it took forever to wash the pepper spray off."

"Knock Knock Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you."

"Yuppie cannibals shop at Whole Dudes."