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Joke of the Day

"""Ask your doctor if you're naive enough for Placebo."""

"Did you hear about that new restaurant they put on the moon? Supposed to have great food but there's just no atmosphere..."

"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he."

"What does a waffle call his complete existential paradigm shift? His eggo death"

"Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?"

"I would make a joke about your mother But cows are sacred in my country."

"Which is the most religious vegetable? The Pope-tato"

"Lighten up your drive-thru experience by saying ""I just need two buns"" into the speaker then pulling up with a live cow in your backseat."

"I like my women like I like my golf scores In the 80s, with a slight handicap"

"Whats the difference between a woman and a dog? Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards."