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Joke of the Day
"How do you make soup from a computer? It's easy; just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes."
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"I'm at the doctor's office & they don't know why I have this rash on my balls. Guess I'll wait for the Dr, these other patients are clueless."
"4 Jewish women go out for dinner When the waiter checks on them during their meal he asks ""is anything okay?"""
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"Look I see that you love me and would die for me, but this guy over here barely notices me and has a GF. I'll play the odds. -Woman logic"
"Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?"