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Joke of the Day

"""How do you speak with an American accent?"" ""Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."""

"Dear Egyptians, please chill the fuck out while we consult our groundhog for advice."

"This was the funniest joke in the world when I was five. why did the chicken cross the road roll in the dirt and cross the road again? because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"Hitler was a great man. He killed Hitler."

"Did you know that the NY Jets are 0-2 against Pittsburgh in the NFL Playoffs? Turns out Jet fuel can't melt Steeler dreams."

"Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex."

"How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb ? Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end."

"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"

"My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin."

"How does Hitler tie his shoes? (say outloud) With little knotsies."