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Joke of the Day

"Movie Law: All computer hackers have to say ""We're in"" when they get into ""the system"""

"It's great that banks are nice enough to charge fees for using machines created for the purpose of replacing paid employees."

"Folks, I've thought of a way to save 2016: James Corden and a bus full of celebs singing We Are The World, then the bus goes over a cliff"

"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."

"What is the hungriest mineral that exists? Apatite"

"Hearing them call a 25 year old hockey player a 'veteran' and a 28 year old player 'old' has done zilch for my self esteem today"

"What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinners on me!"

"What is Sherlock's favorite season? Fall..."

"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."

"How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs. The other gets full pay at their jobs."