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Joke of the Day

"I can build and fix small engines using only vomit, feces and rotted animals. Due to my gross motor skills."

"A man walks into a gay bar and says... ""Whose dick do I gotta suck to suck a dick around here?"""

"I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger."

"Exit signs are all the rage these days But I think they're on the way out"

"The Pope originally wanted to invite Hillary to speak but the Vatican couldn't afford it."

"Virginia wolf More like Virginia woof"

"I over-think, therefore I ruin everything"

"What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating? Asses and faces"

"Whats the difference between America and Yogurt? If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture."

"The job interviewer asked about my previous experience. ""Well,"" I began, ""I got the bus. Got lost for a while, walked down some narrow roads and I ended up here."""