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Joke of the Day

"How do you tell the difference between Male and Female ghosts? One has boooooobs. The other gets full pay at their jobs."

"What does a vegan zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!"

"I masterbate because I'm the only one with standards low enough to fuck me. - Bo Burnham"

"I lose bobby pins in my hair. Please don't ask me to babysit your kids."

"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"

"Yo momma so fat... I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing."

"Knock Knock *Who's there *The Kgb *The kgb who? *(Slaps person) we will ask the questions."

"I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 IS an inside job."

"The wife said that a dwarf felt her tit the other day."

"What's black and doesn't work? Decaf coffee you racist fuck."