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Joke of the Day

"Kind of cruel that ""stutter"" has two syllables."

"Bill Cosby likes pudding his dick where it doesn't belong."

"Why can't Jewish people view pornography?? Because watching people porkin' just ain't Kosher! Wakakakaka"

"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."

"New sea world commercial brags that their whales live just as long as wild whales. Personally I'd want a shorter life if I lived in a bowl."

"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He did not recognize them."

"The seven year old is going to be so surprised when she wakes up in this cage painted green with me yelling ""I caught a leprechaun!"""

"Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along? They didn't have ships in common."

"[creating the armadillo] GOD: I want a half turtle, ANGEL: Okay G: Half pig, A: Okay, I'm on it- G: Half anteater A: ...Are u drunk G: Very"

"Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?? A hooker can clean her crack and sell it again."