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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming up over the hill while wearing sunglasses? A: Nothing. He did not recognize them."

"FB friend's boy in a baseball uniform pic: ""Our little pitcher"" Me: ""He looks more like a catcher"" Nobody got it. So I'm back here.."

"Thanks, Santa! I totally wanted a hangover!"

"I have to start remembering my passwords, I have renamed the dog so many times he just looks at me with disgust now."

"If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say ""in Jesus name amen"""

"Terrible Chemistry Joke Timmy was a Chemist But now he is no more What he thought was H2O Was H2SO4"

"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."

"What's the similarity between a marriage and a tornado? At the start there's lots of sucking and blowing but in the end you lose your house."

"What sort of underwear does the ghost of a French baker wear? Boulangerie."

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."