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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between watts and ohms? Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live."

"Did you hear Peter Dinklage got pickpocketed? Who would stoop that low?"

"What does it mean when they say my car needs ""more low"" I don't know, I don't speak Little Bitch."

"A handicapped guy walks into a bar................just kidding."

"Why did Steve Jobs die too soon? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away."

"To be honest, I panic a bit right before I have to pronounce Worcestershire sauce"

"Ever step on a Lego and then kill yourself just to make the pain stop?"

"What did the Duracell Bunny get arrested for? Assault and battery"

"Donald Trump is the candy corn of politicians Part white, part orange and sickening in large doses"

"I visited my doctor last week, and he told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked him why, surely it's not dangerous. He said it was distracting him."