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Joke of the Day
"What do you call obnoxious almonds? DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!"
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"Return to empty house. TV turned on to UFC. Faint smell of Axe body spray. Worst fear realized. My house has polterguys."
"there's a new chocolate bar being sold in the middle east called Allahu Snackbar"
"What do you call a snobby felon falling down the stairs? A condescending condescending!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."
"What do cannibals on a budget eat? Ramen. (Sound it out.)"
"Company Invents First Truly Secure and Encrypted Smartphone They're calling it the FU NSA. (real news)"
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwears"
"CRIMINAL: You can't arrest me if you can't see me. BABY COP: God damn, I wish I understood the concept of object permanence."
"Why did ranch break up with chicken wings? Because he blue cheese..."