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Joke of the Day

"What do you call obnoxious almonds? DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!"

"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great"

"Make it a Great Friday by not getting nailed to a cross."

"Why does Kylo Ren have a hard time making friends? Because for most of his life, he's Ben Solo."

"My cousin found his dad's Viagra, took a handful of the pills, and is now in the hospital... ...with third-degree burns on both of his hands."

"How is 'crazy' like a freshly baked pie? You have to let it cool off before you put your dick in it."

"During sexual intercourse Jimmy suddenly stops and becomes motionless.. .. Girl: What the heck are you doing?? Jimmy: I have seen this on adult porn sites, it's called ""buffering"""

"Today is Friday the 13th. Try not to be a teenage girl in her underwear at night at a deserted summer camp today."

"What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you."