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Joke of the Day

"Reddit I'm in a bit of a pickle.. and it taste great"

"Pope should record an album to remake Vatican's image. The problem is picking which robe to wear when making a video w/ Lady Gaga"

"All of the other reindeer were secretly watching red-nose-on-regular-nose porn."

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."

"One-Liners The attraction to redheads is a lot like being addicted to drugs."

"My 16: ""How come when my friends come over you're suddenly the nicest mom in the world?"""

"What do you call a puppy on its period in the peak of summer? A hot dog with ketchup at one end."

"Google won't replace librarians. The internet is like giving someone a fire hose when all they asked for was a glass of water."

"Father wakes up his son and asks him a question. What has 4 legs and isn't alive? It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this?! No Jimmy, it's your dog..."

"Being early to work is a dead giveaway that I'm still asleep and having a bad dream."