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Joke of the Day
"What did the stamp say to the envelope? I'm stuck on you."
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"*genie appears* I wish I was rich! GRANTED! YOU USED TO BE RICH ok!wait what? FOR YOUR SECOND WISH, CONSIDER HAVING PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS"
"A Chemistry Degree is like an awesome girlfriend, because you get anal before getting physical."
"So I was having sex with a girl from work... She wasn't really into it, and then to make matters worse my boss walked in on us. Long story short, I lost my job at the morgue."
"I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal."
"I ain't votin' for Trump He wants to build a wall and walls are what killed Dale Earnhardt"
"My New Job I told my wife I had a new job in a bowling alley. She said 'Ten pin?' I said 'No, it's permanent'"
"How Does An American Commit Suicide? They jump off their high horse. ^^^ThisIsJustJoke"
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"
"what do you call a grenade thrown into a french kitchen? linoleum blownapart"