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Joke of the Day
"I once met an ape who could use both hands... He was Harambedextrous."
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"When I think about you, I touch myself. In the face. With my fist."
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"My wife is suffering from depression. She phoned me the other day and said ""I feel like jumping in front of a bus and you're not doing anything to help"". So I sent her a timetable."
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"I heard an immature joke about dildos. Now I'm butthurt."