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Joke of the Day
"Don't you just love whiteboards? They're remarkable."
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"I wore Pirates of the Caribbean pajama pants to the gym and ran backwards on the treadmill because I want a nickname there."
"What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show? Lost"
"I got caught having sex with the secretary by my wife My wife was crying and saying you cant do this to me! I said: I Know thats why im doing it to her!"
"Why is [friend's name] always on the bottom? Because they won't stop fucking up"
"Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard"
"Did anyone hear about the new North Korean dance? Its called the Kim Jong un-ce unce unce unce unce"
"What did Donald Trump say to the guy who immolated himself in front of Trump tower? ""You're fired!"""
"what is the best thing about eating brown bread you can eat 1 slice and it is still a whole-meal"
"What has 60 legs and 8 teeth? The front row of a Country concert"