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Joke of the Day
"What is Apple's CEO's favourite TV show? Lost"
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"What do you say to a woman with only one tooth? Nice tooth."
"Would you like to hear a good joke? Me too. It's ages since I've heard one."
"Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper ""I'm seeing someone"""
"Why do southern girls get pregnant so much more than northern girls? Because it takes them so much longer to say ""Kaaa-WIT!"""
"If your boss asks ""Working hard or hardly working?,"" come back with a witty quip like ""Tomorrow I'm bringing a gun to the office."""
"I'm impressed by girls who paint their eyebrows on. How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day? Like what if you find a penny?"
"Jokes How is cat food sold? Usually purr can!"
"This humid weather reminds me of New York in the 80's Muggy."
"Yoda says words out of order because his college English class was at 7 am. He never went once - ""very early, it is"" he would say"