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Joke of the Day

"Some nights I stare at the stars wondering if you can see the same ones Then I realize, of course you can, I'm in your backyard"

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"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way last night."
"What's Jian Ghomeshi's favorite vegetable? Artichoke."
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"My wife is such a bad cook,if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves."
"Helpful tip: If you throw a baby at a tiger, I only recommend throwing a baby that you don't like."
"A man buys a house The guy he buys it from says ""we printed out the deed but didn't have paper so we printed it on this plank of wood, will that be okay?"" ""That wooden deed"""
"What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea? A Navy Bean"
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