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Joke of the Day
"what is the best thing about eating brown bread you can eat 1 slice and it is still a whole-meal"
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"Putting juice in the fridge is fine but put it in the oven and you're literally Hitler"
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"There are 10 types of people in the world... ...Those who understand binary, those who don't and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base three!"
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He started eating before it was cool."
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"I've been standing in IKEA with a lamp shade on my head for 3 days, hiding from the cops."
"Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they always steal all of the green cards."
"How did Canada get its name? They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?"
"Its Valentines Day...If u r married go & kiss your wife or husband , if u have a gfbf ..do the same ..n if u r single ,,,,kiss the ground and thank GOD !! =)). HAPPY VALENTINES DAY"