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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my women... ...in two enormous cups."

"Someone just asked my son what other type of fish do you like then? nnHe replied....chicken.nnnThank god he is good looking."

"A partnerswitch? How about a partnerswitch? I'll bang your wife and give you a handjob after!"

"Some people say I hang out with the wrong crowd. They're always like ""Hey man we're over here you don't even know those people."""

"I was going to have an edging tournament with some friends... ...but nobody came."

"Why do people shoot up schools? Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service."

"Why did the calendar give up on life? Because he felt his days were numbered."

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."

"Did you hear about the man whose first girlfriend was a dwarf? He's still nuts over her."

"I am kinda scared of 2015 because 2+0+1+5=8. The exact number of nipples Hitler would have if he had 6 more nipples."