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Joke of the Day

"Some people say I hang out with the wrong crowd. They're always like ""Hey man we're over here you don't even know those people."""

"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."

"What do you get when you burn a Hungarian ghost? Ghoul-ash!"

"Why do rappers repeat their names in their songs? So they dont forget it."

"So a woman walks out of a doctor's office and she stops at the door, looks back at the doctor and says : - What was it again ? Sagittarius, Capricorn ? - No ma'am, CANCER !"

"Coffee is nature's way of saying ""Go ahead, get drunk on a weeknight, I got your back!"""

"An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently."

"You people that are getting sex regularly either need to keep that shit to yourselves or be more descriptive."

"What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother? virgin"

"What did the cat say when he lost all his money ? I'm paw !"