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Joke of the Day

"I was sacked yesterday for being a pervert. I don't understand why, I'm always hard at work."

"What's up? This guy! (points at self)"

"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."

"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."

"To the raisin I just beat to death with my shoe.. Eww! I thought you were a spider. Eww! Someone's bringing raisins in my house."

"I once was wrestling a guy and had him in a lock but couldn't make him tap out. Sorry for the bad submission."

"Why was the violist standing outside the door? He didn't know when to come in"

"wut equasion do u use when u wanna kno tha prbility that u & ur girl are gonna b 2gether 4ever? bae's theorem"

"What do cows that are stoners say? 420 graze it"

"Where do the stankass penguins live? Antfartica"