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Joke of the Day
"I was going to have an edging tournament with some friends... ...but nobody came."
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"Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? ""Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."""
"You are so ugly when you looked in the mirror your reflection walked away."
"I hate when Spotify is down and I have to listen to Apple Music on my 128 GB Rose Gold iPhone 6s Plus like some kind of homeless person"
"How does a lawyer sleep? He rests his case..."
"I was reading in the paper today about a midget that got pick pocketed. How could anyone stoop so low?"
"First day as a drug dealer. Made a ton of sales. Boy are people forgetful, they all left their wallets at home.Gonna be rich tomorrow though"
"Did you hear about the country adopting a ""Get to it Later"" policy? I guess you could say it's a procrasti-NATION"
"How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers."
"What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common? Both were caught with their finger in the dyke."