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Joke of the Day
"what do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? A large Hardon collider"
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"Q: What do sneezes wear on their feet? A: Ahhh-shoes."
"Want to hear a word I made up? Plagiarism"
"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."
"So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls, on me!"""
"Why are titties like toy trains? They are meant for children but daddy likes to play with them, too."
"Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany? They fear the wurst!"
"A joke about Serenity [Spoilers] How do Reavers clean their spears? They put them through the Wash. Sorry."
"[Crime Scene] Detective: Looks like the killer used a wheelbarrow to dump the victim. [in the shed a wheelbarrow grins, his seventh kill]"
"Sick eagles are forbidden by law. They're illeagle."