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Joke of the Day

"what do you call 2 gay overweight physicists touching tips? A large Hardon collider"

"How did you find the weather at camp? It was easy. I just went outside - and there it was!"

"How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just pass a law against light bulbs and then wonder why it's dark."

"Kinda hard to feel sorry for myself when there's people out there who wax our private areas for a living."

"The only reason I get up in the morning is so I can drink at night."

"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."

"I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, ""Yeah man, you're free."""

"What do you call an insane nocturnal blood-sucking parasite? A lunartick."

"One of my friends recommend circumcision It wasn't all it was cut out to be"

"I would love to buy a Harley Davidson motorcycle... But I can't afford all the shirts."