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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?"

"What do you get when you mix a gay Eskimo and a Black man? A snow blower that doesn't work"

"Most problems can be solved by pouring a concrete slab over the person causing the problems."

"What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !"

"Reasons to carry a handkerchief: 3) You've never heard of tissues 2) You're doing a magic trick 1) You're hiding your face to rob a train"

"I recently joined a nudist colony.. The first week was the hardest"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"

"*Friend is sinking in quicksand* Get help before I drown! *I start to run, stop, jog back to friend* Technically you're not drow- NATE!"

"My wife said I never do anything for her so I packed her bags and put them outside."

"What's the best insult you can tell someone?"