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Joke of the Day
"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"
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"What is the worst way to ask for a cigarette in San Francisco? ""You got a fag I can bum?"""
"My friend just told me he has a chocolate lab. Turns out it's a dog, not a place. Bummer."
"What letter appears most frequently in the word CANADA?"
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."
"Went to the doctors and told him l was suffering from premature ejaculation. He asked how does your wife feel about it? I said she took it on the chin the first time but now its getting on her tits..."
"*strips naked* ""Magic mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"" Cops: he knows we can see him from this side, right?"
"I entered a contest for short people, and lost. I guess I was overlooked."
"New dad as of today, so here is my first dad joke. What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer? A Ms. Steak."