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Joke of the Day

"I'll tell you what I know about midgets... Very little"

"I'm a vegan and a registered sex offender... When I move into a new neighbourhood, what am I supposed to tell everyone first?"

"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"

"Ladies: We barely pay attention when you are speaking directly AT us. What makes you think we will pick up on a subtweet?"

"Michigan is the First State to Welcome Back Sub-$1 Gas Just flip on your water faucet and you'll get it for free"

"Why did the dyslexic engineer fail college? Because he didn't understand psychics."

"[OC] Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur? They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto."

"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."

"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"

"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."